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6th November 2009

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Dennis: You drew a men’s buttocks on a towel!

Mac: Yeah. You get out of the shower in the college dorm, they got the butt, right, people are laughing —

Dennis: Oh, okay, yeah.

Mac: Your buddies are laughing. And then, and then you give ‘em one of these. Boom.

Dennis: Oh, that is big.

Mac: That’s a big monster dick.

Dennis: That’s huge.

Mac: That’s the biggest dick you ever seen.

Dennis: Yeah, that’s really —

Mac: Right?

Dennis: That’s not how you see yourself, though…

Mac: That’s funny.

Dennis: That is funny.

Mac: That’s funny.

Dennis: Yeah, people are gonna laugh at that.

Mac: But that’s just a setup.

Dennis: What is it?

Mac: For this. Ding-ding-ding!

Dennis: Oh, it’s a baby dick!

Mac: Yeah. We’re gonna sell a million of these.

Dennis: We are gonna sell a million of those, dude.

Mac: We’ll do black ones and yellow ones, for the Asians.

Dennis: Yeah, that…

Mac: This is probably more Asian than anything else.

Dennis: Dude, yeah, oh my gosh.

Mac: Maybe a little bit more bush.

Dennis: Well, you know what we should do? We should set up a website for it.

Mac: Already did it.

Dennis: What? You did?

Mac: Dick towel dot com.

4th November 2009

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4th November 2009

Photo reblogged from chelsea with 561 notes

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Here’s a photo of a group celebrating the prevention of gay marriage in Maine last night. Maybe it’s just because I’m in Canada but is it wrong that I think this is kind of funny?

Old bitch in the front is literally on her knees because she’s so happy same-sex couples can’t be legally wed. That ginger mom wearing the scarf? She is so obviously pleased with herself. I guess what’s funny to me is that in, I dunno, ten years, once everyone gets over hating the gays, those self-satisfied smiles will seem so evil to everyone, the modest god-fearin’ clothes will look like a flimsy disguise, and these people will be remembered for the exact opposite of what they think they’re accomplishing. Savor those grins ladies, you don’t know it yet, but you’re history’s monsters.

couldn’t have said it any better. this photo makes me physically ill.