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14th June 2011

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: Sex Trade- By Kelly Oxford for GQ Magazine →

clothesandbones:

Sex Trade

Want to take the sex in your relationship to eruptive new heights? The hottest and most salacious mom in Canada, Kelly Oxford, proposes that it’s time to put sexual favors on the table and start negotiating

“Your woman proposes that you pick up a box of ice cream sandwiches, a copy of W magazine, and a bottle of Essie nail polish (Lollipop color) in exchange for a three-position sex session.”

I read this while painting my nails with a 3/4 empty bottle of Essie Mademoiselle. It gave me no ideas.

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